The things I will do to avoid yard work!

I have often said that if I ever win the lottery, the first thing I would do would be to hire a gardener. No thoughts of a new house, my dream highway frontage lot in Terlingua, a new vehicle...a gardener would be the first thing on the agenda.  Funny because I do not even play the lotto!

I have been doing everything to avoid that nasty task.  Yesterday I even sat and watched some show about some woman who once weighed 450 pounds and the ordeal she has gone through to now be a size 4 (that episode is sometime this week).

From what I can tell, I think her youngest daughter had a reality show of her own or something like that.  I can not believe the amount of profanity coming out of everyone's mouth including the kid. Their eating habits are terrible even I who have never had a child know better than to feed children junk food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  Did I bother to change the channel?  No, anything is better than yard work!

Thursday we had strong wind gusts and of course, the darn Internet went down.  I am so sick of DISH...tried in vain to bring it back up so I just disconnected the darn thing and did not turn it on until this morning.

As you can see the only thing I have been up to lately is doing what I do best....procrastinating.

Good night.  May you all have Terlingua Dreams.