All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth…hey wait, I already got those back when I was eight…
Santa, I have been very good this year hoping that you would not forget about me like you have in prior years :-(
Here is my list:
- I am not greedy Santa, even though there is a lot of acreage in Terlingua, I only ask for 1 acre or less of highway frontage so I can sit in my front porch and watch a car drive by every 15 minutes.
- A rebuilt transmission for Terlita (my camping van)
- An honest and knowledgeable mechanic
- A heavy duty weed eater and a gardener to operate it
- A chain saw to cut down Mom’s horrible mesquite trees and a gardener to cut them
- A heavy duty zero gravity chair
Last but not least:
- A weathered cowboy…preferably with a job :D
Since you are probably sick and tired of milk and cookies, I have left you the following:
Okay, If I had the ability to grant those dreams for you I would - if only to collect the reward as pictured! HAHAAA!!! Very good Santa gift!
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Thank you Jool, if you had that ability I would DOUBLE the reward.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your visit.
I hope Santa makes you the last stop, because after his 'gifts' it will be hard to continue on.
ReplyDeleteLol Joe :D
ReplyDeleteWith that wonderful Bottle of Tequila,would you settle for an ole worn out Texas boot scooting cowboy? ;-)
ReplyDeleteBen you ain't no cowboy...by your own admission you posted on your blog that after you graduated from high school you stopped listening to country music and became a fan of rock and you traded in your boots for tennis shoes. Now no respectable cowboy would do that...
ReplyDeleteBut I would share my bottle of Tequila with you :)
Merry Christmas little one. Hope the coming years brings you happiness and sunshine.
ReplyDeleteOh by the way, cowboys don't drink cheap wine either.
MsB:I hope Santa was good to you this year!
ReplyDeleteThank you Billy Bob, you are always so sweet to me. I wish you the same.
ReplyDeleteSuerte lets not talk about Santa...he just drank my beer and tequila and did not leave me a thing :(
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